based on IRIS by the GOO GOO DOLLS
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And I'd give up Olam-Habah to touch you 
Cuz I know that there's a heter somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be 
And I'll settle for anything right 'bout now 

And all I can taste is the poppers
And all I can breathe is your fries 
But making-out makes it all worth it
I just wish we'd skipped Dougies tonight… 

And I don't want your mother to catch us 
Cuz I don't think that she'd understand 
Cause I think we all know what I'm saying, 
When I ask "Can you please hold my hand"

And you can't fight the tears in the morning
When your moment of teshuva arrives 
You regret making-out at the movies 
Yeah, you need to call all your Rabbis

 

And I don't want the Charedi world to judge us 

Cuz I don't think that they'd understand 

When all of Shomer Negia is broken 

I just hope it will lead to a wedding band

 

And I don't want the Shadchun to see me

Cuz I don't think that she'd understand

When so many engagements are broken

I just want you to make sure she's the right woman

And I don't want this slip to ruin me 

Cuz I don't think that it hurts us too bad 

When everything in dating is confusing

I just want you to know where I stand 

I just want you to know where I stand 

I just want you to know where I stand 

I just want you to know where I stand