10. “Gonna kill my wife, one bottle of Fabreeze???”
9.  “Note to self: never put unicorns in the same cage as lions”
8.  “Looking for a shidduch for my son Ham, tough kid to setup with a name like that”
7.  Noah was tagged in the album “Animal House”
6.  “Lions, Tigers and Bears, Oy Veh!”
5.  Shuffleboard upper deck, who's in?
4.  Noah likes rainbows
3.  “New Expression: 'Save it for a Sunny Day'”
2.  “Anyone find Earth on Google Earth?”
1.  “'It's The End of the World as We Know it, and I Feel Fine!'- REM ROCKS!”