Let's make this night really different from all others nights

What will you do to me for two zuzim?

What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?

If 600,000 people can get taken out, one more couldn't hurt

We've only got 18 minutes….

I like my matzah thin, like my women.

Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome

I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac

Nice Hagadah

After four cups of wine, you look like Cindy Crawford

Honey, on this night we are supposed to recline, so let's get to it.

Seder? I hardly know her.

I bet I could make you sing Dayenu!

I've got four of my own terms for redemption

Did that just say we were in bondage?

I could never Pass you Over…

Don't call it a bitter herb until you taste it.

We were strangers….emphisis on "were"

You're a 10 in my haggadah

Frogs…..ever kiss a frog?

I'm going to have to search you for chometz

You are hardening my heart, as well as….

How's about we go re-live the "Darkness" plague up in my room.

I'm like one of the four sons; let me show you how wicked I can be.

Gefilte fish jelly makes for great lubrication.

Did someone say Staff?

and my favorite….. Only four sons… care to make a 5th?

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12. I'll remind you of the Jews' redemption.
11. Split the Red Sea. 
10. You're as hard as matzah.
9. Find out why this night is different than all other nights of the year.
8. Behold, my mighty hand.
9. Let me be your slave.
8. Work me.
7. Pharaoh's army rode chariots into the sea; let me ride you into the water bed.
6. I heard you did it with all four sons.
5. We can talk about miracles all night long.
4. Can I stroke your hot bush?
3. If only manna tasted like you.
2. Please don't let this be "Dayeinu," because I can't get enough of you.
1. It doesn't take a plague to soften my heart.  


From Howard Meyer
13. Don't pass over this opportunity.