To the Tune of John Legend’s “All of Me” strictly for the seder sidekickers 2015.
Hillel Sandwich – All of Me
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What would I do without charoset in my mouth?
Leaning in, and dipping out
Marror got my head spinning, no kidding, I need to lay down
What’s Hillel’s magical mystery ride?
And I’m so dizzy, don’t know what hit me, but I’ll be alright
My tongue’s underwater
But I’m breathing fire
You’re drunk and I’m out of my mind
‘Cause all of me
Loves Da-yeh-nu
Love your Hillel and all your sandwich
All your perfect manishtanahs
Give your matzah to me
I’ll give my matzah to you
You’re my end and my beginning
Even when I lose Afikomen I’m winning
Cause I give all marror to me
And you give all charoset to u, oh
How many questions do I have to ask you
Even when you’re crying you’re a free Jew
Egypt is beating you down, I’m around through every food
Carbs are my downfall, matzah my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can’t stop leaning, it’s crunching in my mouth for you
My tongue’s underwater
But I’m breathing fire
You’re crazy and I’m out of my mind
‘Cause all of me
Loves Da-yeh-nu
Love your Hillel and all your sandwich
All your perfect manishtanahs
Give your matzah to me
I’ll give my matzah to you
You’re my end and my beginning
Even when I lose Afikomen I’m winning
Cause I give all Marror to me
And you give all Charoset to you, oh
Karpas on the table, we’re both dipping stalks
Telling it all though we’re starved