When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is, "Hi, what's your URL?"
You sign Holiday cards by putting 🙂 next to your signature.
Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than 🙂
You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.
Al Gore strikes you as an "intriguing" fellow.
On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.
You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.
You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications."
At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server."
After winning the office Super Bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so Colon-Right-Parentheses!"
Two words: "Pizza's here."
You email this message to your friends over the net.