10. A single flick of the hand will stop an elevator of 20 people all heading from SC to 7 after davening.
9. Got a Friday Rosh Chodesh in November? No more than 3 hours of class, including lunch. GUARANTEED!
8. The library? To study? What, are you a freshman, or something?
7. 1995: We hate
6. 1994 and 1996: More snow days than in the whole history of Ramaz!
5. Kids age 5 to age 65 all agree: Tuna on a kaiser, with pickles and chips stuffed in, is the best lunch in town.
4. Need to xerox notes before a final? Good luck! 500 students need to also