• 10 Logo Prominent T shirts (Tommy Hilfiger, Polo, GAP, Hollister symbol must be extremely visible etc) 
    • Thank You Card Stationary from your Bar/Bat Mitvzah
    • 18 emergency numbers to your mother
    • 2 Sweatpants with Yeshiva or Camp name down leg. Waist sting missing.  
    • 4 Crusty T-shirts that looks old/authentic. Purchased yesterday Urban Outfitters for $40.
    • Mesh shorts of the most goyish colleges ever 
    • 2 Aerosol Deodorant Cans. One for armpits other for making blow torches with
    • 1 Canteen with fur on the outside
    • 8 Atlantic City Hotel towels
    • 1 ironic 70's big collar shirt you stole from your father or got at thrift shop
    • 1 Address book filled with relative's addresses whom you will never write to
    • 2 trunks of food (holocaust mentality) – All snacks must have weird/unreliable hashgachas
    • All items in your closet that can be worn for 80's dress up night
    • 1 roll of Tape to fix glasses once they break 
    • Tisha B'av Crocs
    • 1 Blanket from home with old urine stains that you have to hide all summer
    • Allergy medication (even if you are not allergic to anything, you will be)
    • 1 teri robe that used to be your father's and has his initials on it
    • Suntan lotion to explode in your truck and get all clothing ruined
    • Pert Plus – Jews love consolidating
    • iPod to get stolen
    • 300 CDs  – Must include at least 3 Classic Rock Greatest Hits 
    • All Hometeam sports paraphernalia imaginable – will all get hidden and overmatched by Yankee/Mets 
    • Case of bug spray
    • Shabbos lamp
    • Waterbottle you got for signing up to some credit card 
    • Australian Outback/Train Conductor sarcastic hiking hat
    • At least 1 t-shirt with hebrew writing on it, probably from school seminar or Israel
    • 2 something with the adidas stripes on it 
    • 1 Ironic madras plaid shorts
    • 1 something camouflage commando
    • 1 sexually Explicit T-shirt 
    • Guitar – you will try and learn Stairway to Heaven all summer long
    • Soap dish, sleeping bag that says your older siblings name on it. 
    • Stephen King/John GRisham/Lord of The Rings/Gossip Girl books for show
    • Seforim (great tent weights)

  • GIRLS

    • Yeshiva School Athletic Jersey from Ex-boyfriend 
    • 5 frum long skirts/2 slutty 
    • 80 different hooded sweatshirts
    • 800 V-neck white t's
    • Tehillim with hebrew name on front
    • Diary that someone will read during the summer
    • Summer reading books / AP / SAT / study books you use to get nerdie guys attention

    GUYS

    • GOLD BOND
    • Some very very bad cologne  
    • 8 color versions of Khaki pants – all duplicated in shorts-versions 
    • Clippers – take a haircut
    • Shabbos Shoe Polish
    • Heavy too big wool tzitzit  
    • Short Sleeve Shabbos Shirt that has creeces showing it has never been worn before
    • All Hockey gear imaginable packed in professional ice-hockey bag)
    • Cufflinks (none of your shirts require them, but need for banquet)
    • Ironic Bowtie & suspenders for talent night
    • Hatbox w/ hat brush
    • Oversized Jock strap
    • Father's old broken shaver 
    • Swiss Army Knife to get confiscated on 1st day
    • Porn, for jews: MAXIM magazine
    • Tighty whities your mom forced you to bring that you hide like a dark secret 
    • All yeshivish black clothing for midnight raids