With the week beginning with the Finale of The Walking Dead this evening, and passover at the end of this week we thought it would be a good time for a Passover Hagadah Walking Dead Version. Don’t be a zombie at your seder! Give it some Walking Dead life! I mean TWD crew has been enslaved in a prison, terminus, a farm, etc. and we are hoping for an Exodus from Alexandria tonight. Just replace Moses for Rick, Pharoah for The Governor/Gareth and the shankbone for Bob’s leg. There are quite a many comparisons – so give us some more! I mean the first plague is blood – as if we don’t have enough on the show already?  Here are a few steps to consider for planning your Walking Dead Passover Seder.

KADESH – Drinking 4 cups of Wine. Keep it away from Bob, and Darryl only appreciates MoonShine

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Urchatz – Wash your hands. Especially if you have taken out a few walkers on the way here. Meril’s hand is still missing.

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Karpas – the greens from the prison grounds did look legit.

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Yachatz – Break the middle matzah – in this case you may need Machone to split it down the middle.

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Maggid – Tell the Story of Passover

Rick w/ beard = Moses

Burning Bush = Zombie on Fire

Judith = Baby Moses in basket going down nile

Darkness = In the Tunnel OR the Governor’s Eyepatch

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Death of First Born = Governor’s daughter & chess playing adopted daughter

Leaving Egypt = Leaving the prison, the farm, Terminus, The CDC

Shank Bone – Use Bob’s Leg

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The Four Sons – A spectrum, definitely up for discussion.

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Replace all mentions of Egypt with the Prison, Terminus

The 10 plagues have nothing on the things the Walking Dead crew has survived.

Some Questions to add to your top 4:

1) Why did the priest turn on the crew? Calling them the devil?

2) Did Rick become Shane – lusting for another’s wife?

3) Why is this show different than Lost?

4) Who will die tonight?

Happy Passover! Why is this season finale different than all finales?