Things to do when Bored in an Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people and then push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Don. How's your day been?"

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while and then announce, "I have new socks on."

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

Readers Comments: SUBMIT

From H87
you'll need a friend for this:
get into a crowded elevator and have your friend go: sure, i'll take the case, but why'd you have to shoot the guy?
answer in a low tone (just loud enough for peeps to hear): cause he kept looking at the back of my head

From Bill Rossi
Additions:
-growl at nothing in particulagr,just start growling
-bark, meow , cluck,ect.
-stare at someone without rest until they get out
-lie down in the middle of the florr and ac6t as though your sleeping
-act like a dog and mark your territory
-walk up to somebody and smell them and give a gross face, or do the opposite and act as though you enjoy there smell, sigh or something
-pout in the corner and when asked say your in time out
-spray tons of perfme on your self until the elevator is full of the smell
-start laughing histarically at nothing at all

From Sara Turke
Additions:
1.Do what hanson did on snl and sing mmm bop in the elevator.
2.open up a birthday cake and take out the baloons and celebrate the elevators birthday.
3.take out the kareoke machine and give people a chance to join the game of elevator kareoke.
4.ring the emergency button and call for help saying theres a wild monkey loose in the elevator.
5.on your way up the elevator spray silly string on every floorr that it stops on when the door opens and people walk in.
6.take out your pet tarantula and intimidate the people on the elevator. 7.play charades.
8.take hostage of the people on the elevator and tell them they can get off at their stop if they give you their aol passwords.
9.take shampoo out of your bag and go to the person infront of you and start washing their hair.
10.when someone asks you to press number 4 press number 32 so they have to stay in the elevator longer.
11.paint the elevator buttons and write different numbers on each button. 12.do the macarena.