10. Read a shidduch – Once upon a time there lived a severely desperate guy…..
9. Stay by me – not at my house, but at someplace close by
8. Take a haircut – take a number.
7. Baruch Hashem, good. – It's the answer to all questions.
6. Close the light – Our lights are Open Monday through Fridays 9 to 5.
5. I'm seeing someone – I see dead people.
4. IY"H by you – not you, but someone close by to you….maybe your brother
3. I'm on OnlySimchas – So am I, wanna date?
2. It's not shayich – You're fat
1. He's a doctor – Still fat, but wealthy