Top 10 reasons to think the Restaurant you are Eating in does not have a Reliable Hashgacha

10. Instead of free pickles and cole slaw appetizers, the waiter brings out an assorted mix of cheese nachos and Buffalo wings

9. Toodah is dated 1984 and is signed "So long suckers!"… In Yiddish

8. The restaurant hours say, "closed on the Sabbath"; but have Friday night "extended" hours special

7. The food is really, really good …as is the service.

6. When asking for "Fake crab meat" waiter looks to decorative fish-tank in front to see what's in stock

5. Menu is missing default hamburger option and Dr. Browns Cell Ray soda

4. The waiter giggles devilishly at every mention of the word "Pareve"

3. The location of kosher supervision offices is a PO Box address in Brooklyn, NJ

2. Gentiles frequent the restaurant daily and tolerate the exorbitant prices

1. Two words: Kosher Style (or even better: Hebrew National)