| 10) Henpecked -Wife told him don't come home for at least a Blatt 9) Late Comer – Comes 15 minutes late and then starts asking questions that were all covered in first 15 minutes of shiur 8) English Artscroll Follower – Looks to jump on Rebbi as soon as he doesn't know an obscure old french word 7) Hebrew Artscroll Follower – Same as #8 but is chewing garanim and mildly smells of techina 6) The Non-Lawyer – Always compares halacha to American law – of which he knows neither 5) The Sleeper – As soon as Rebbi says where we are holding he is fast asleep. 4) The Snorer – Same as #5 but with better acoustics 3) The Poritz – Comes once a month just to be a able to throw someone out of his seat, mkom kevuah 2) The Coffee/Tea Drinker – Just needs a place to sip his hot drink and maybe eat a piece of kokosh cake 1) The Rebbi – Spends hours preparing & thinks people are getting this when in Yeshiva it took 2 weeks to cover this much |
Passover 2025 Seders & Meals Hosted by Talia’s Steakhouse in NYC
