10. You keep your toilet clogged on purpose
9. At random moments during meals, you get up and start to cheer
8. You keep a skunk in your living room
7. You scatter a fine layer of dirt over all your belongings
6. On especially hot days, you stand in a dusty area and have a friend drive a golf cart by while ignoring your pleas for a ride
5. You're surprised when your shower works right
4. You call your pantry 'the bear closet'
3. The absence of daddy longlegs in your bed seems strange
2. You ignore the stove and cook over a carefully constructed campfire in the middle of your kitchen
1. After surviving Campus, Pioneers, and Heller, you're returning as staff