Top 10 ways you know you work at a Jewish Organization

10. When you wear a headband you hear people whisper "is that her hair, or is it a fall?" after you walk past them.

9. You spill your lunch all over yourself and your cubicle neighbors yell "MAZEL TOV."

8. There is a shamos box in the copy room.

7. People notice how many times per week you order in lunch, whom you order with, what exactly you're eating, and how much it cost.

6. The "director of human resources" tries to set you up on dates with 35 year old men who live in Queens.

5. The soda-pop cans that are supposedly for every one in the organization are always under lock and key in a "special fridge."

4. You have to (get to) shout in hebrew on the phone.

3. At least 4 people in your office are related to each other.

2. The only non-jews around the place work in the accounting department.

1. your salary reminds you of this lovely liturgical quote from the beginning of musaf: "ve kol me she oskim be tzarchei tizbur be emounah???????" HAKADOSH BARUCH HU YESHALEM!