12. Two words: watermelon srugee.
11. You frequently use the phrase, "It's only D'Rabanan anyway".
10. When visiting Israel, your first and last stop is Burger King.
9. You either wear the yarmulke out to the bars or, more likely, you prefer not to be associated with the guy who does.
8. When it comes to Kashrut, looking at the ingredients is good enough.
7. Dating non-Jews is out of the question, but they are mutar for "practice".
6. On Shabbat, you strategically express your regret about missing the Knicks game as your irreligious roommate enters the room.
5. Your favorite internet sites include bangitout.com, and if you're feeling frum, OnlySimchas.com.
4. Going to shul is a weekly activity.
3. Despite the practice of your grandparents, you are certain your family minhag is to wait three hours.
2. When taking bong hits on Yom Tov, you make sure to use a pre-existing flame.