#1 Every girl wants me
#2 If she doesn't…. than there is nothing wrong with me…. she just has severe mental problems
#3 Every one likes me
#4 If some one doesn't like me than there's nothing wrong with me… they just have issues they have towork out from their childhood
#5 Every one is jealous of me
#6 People are tired of seeing me succeed…and want me to fail
#7 I don't think I'm better than anybody is…I KNOW IT
#8 I'm really a humble guy… just excedingly confident
#9 As much as the girls I date like me…. their parents like me much much better
#10 A great tan, perfect smile, and personality are far more important than what you know
#11 The question is not if I will succeed/ rather when will I succeed
#12 The world is run by c students
#13 Just give me 9 seconds and I will light up the room
#14 With talent like mine you only have to try half as hard as anyone else
#15 When I don't get a girl its only because I'm far too frum
#16 Style leads to substance
#17 I don't mind you not being as smart as I, but that's no excuse for stupidity
#18 I'm not a flirt/ just truly care what these girls have to say (as long as they're hot)
#19 I'm not materialistic…. but a Rabbi's gotta look good
#20 When you're as sincere as I am / all of this must be true
#21 If you don't think this is funny, then you have no sense of humor.