10. A date with that girl from the Y.U. Beacon
9. A glossy high-end photog coffee-table book entitled: Anthony's Weiner
8. “Occupy Wall St.” Chocolate gelt
7. Penn State Football shower cap
6. Matisyahu: the Aftershave
5. Kardashian shmorg leftovers
4. Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, Ghadafi decorative plates
3. Steve Job's turtleneck (new modern look for shabbos mincha)
2. Rabbi “Siri” – you ask your phone a halachic question, it tells you what you want to hear
1. The blue hideousness that is: Gilad Shalit's release shirt