10. Nuclear reactor alarm keeps going off in the middle of icebreaker games
9. Schindler’s List only comedy slated on film schedule
8. Aryan Popstars Prussia Blue don’t know any Cat Stevens
7. People keep asking holocaust denier David Irving if Cider House Rules was a true story
6. Anytime revisionist historian Arthur Butz speaks, some wiseguy is bound to ask “Any relationship to Seymour?”
5. The “I put the Mad in Ahmadinejad” hipster t-shirt totally sold out
4. David Duke keeps asking you to pull his finger whenever “gas chambers” are discussed
3. Iranian President keeps doing really bad Mr. Miyagi “Wipe on, Wipe Off” impersonation when discussing Israel
2. All disputes end with someone threatening to draw a Mohammad cartoon
1. Denying 9/11 – a heck of lot more fun