10. There's something missing and it ain't oil.
9. I feel I am being trampled
8. I saw you Maccin' on that other gal
7. Quit playing dreidel with my heart
6. Um, you are more greasie than a plate of latkes
5. It's a miracle I lasted this long
4. I'm all Shin – putting in more and more and getting nothing out
3. Matisyahu shed his beard, so can I!
2. Your candle burned out long before…this relationship ever did
1. I'm not your f#$king shammash