10. OJ will be in prison for at least two more months
9. Gal Gadot finally validates all Jewish men’s chayelet fantasy
8. Khaleesee & John Snow have finally met: fireworks & incest await
7. No need to choose outfit color for Monday night’s Tubav Party
6. Weird single people in community finally gone for the weekend
5. Somewhere someone is reminiscing about a place called the Homowack
4. President Trump is on vacation
3. Whitehouse solution to every global problem: “Jared’s taking care of it”
2. Martin Shkreli isn’t Jewish
1. No upcoming fast days