10. At Staples buying the newest index cards….and then off to laminating!
9. It's hard work making shul look this good.
8. Get someone else to be your guinnea pig, Rabbi!
7. I will “call you up” in 15 chalakim….
6. Busy giving someone else your special kavod…
5. Shhhh, Yamode Shluffy…
4. Bother me, and I swear I'll put the slowwwweeeest Shaliach Tzibur up you have ever seen…
3. No Jacket, No Shoes, No Service…
2. At Shul….(which means if you are reading this you're late…)
1. Just because I gave you an aliyah doesn't mean we are friends…