10. Spelling Chanukah (Hannukah?)
9. People saying we get 8 days of gifts
8. Sufganiot jelly shootage & powder mustache on each bite
7. No Halachic excuse to take off all 8 days from work
6. Donuts, Latkes, Gelt kinda screws up your Atkins diet
5. Gushing blood from cracking open those 'safe' oil-flasks
4. Fluorescent Wax stains
3. Having to sit a full 1/2 hour with your candles/parents
2. By the time you fill up your Menorah with 8 candles, you're already over the whole Chanukah thing
1. Can't seem to find any difference between Hellenism and your life