10. PassoverKnight – He's always different than all other knights
9. MatzaMatzaMan – Within 18 minutes this superhero can flatten himself and escape anything, even your incredibly intrusive distant relative
8. KarpasGirl – She can make any vegtable suddenly taste like the greatest food on earth (primarily because you're starving.)
7. Sherlock Home: He can immediately detect whether or not a home is pessadic enough to accept a lunch invite
6. Man-ishtana – He's just like The Riddler, only in Hebrew
5. Dr. FunnelCake – His tempting treif smells are just too powerful to resist – especially when hotdogs are $10 bucks each at Great Adventure
4. Pinky – She is able to rapidly shoot wine drops to instantly ruin any table cloth or haggadah
3. The Bitter Herb- this is your evil uncle Herb who won't stop complaining about how long the seder is going
2. Wonder Woman – this is what we call your mom after doing so much work for this holiday
1. AfikoMan – If you can get to him first you hold the power to get anything you want in this world!!!!!
(NOTE: “anything you want in this world!!!!!” is limited to something less than $30 bucks that can be easily picked up at the RadioShack or Sam Goody next door to your dad's office)