10. Change status on Facebook to Engaged (kudos kustanowitz!)
9. Untie 1 knot of tzitzit – when friend puts them on, Bracha Lvatala!
8. Announce that all Subway restaurants have gone kosher
7. Post room on Bangitout.com, unsubtlely forward to roommate
6. Two words: Superglue Shaitel
5. Post birth on onlysimchas.com (you and your boyrfiend's)..extra points if baby picture is not caucasian….or circumcised
4. Start rumor that Matisyahu is not religious anymore
3. Subscribe your irreligious friend up for every torah email list on earth
2. Tell husband you're a Niddah
1. Freak out Rabbi …show up for minyan on time