10. The weathermen lie
9. Why did we move to Florida?
8. So long as the air-conditioning still is at 88
7. Don't eat yellow snow
6. Where is my other galosh, I have an appointment at the beauty parlour
5. President Bush better pull up his pants for this one
4. What was her name, the other one, Hurricane Wheatina?
3. Is the Marjon game still on?
2. Not without your jacket you're not
1. When I was young in Brooklyn, we had a hurricane much bigger than this