Top Ten Jewish Dorm Decorations
10. Albert Einstein Poster with tongue or hair shock = you are a genius but know how to have fun
9. Bob Marley/Rastafari Flag w Marijuana Leaf = you smoke weed and are not shy about it
8. Menorah made of beer bottles or a shofar bong = liturgy can be kitche!
7. Entire Dave Mathews Band CD Collection = you are sensitive
6. Photo montage of your yeshiva/seminary in Israel, which will slowly fall off your wall = you had friends. Had.
5. Sport team penant = until you realize that girls don't care if you are good at sports anymore
4. Movie Posters Limited to: Pulp Fiction, Big Leibowski & Borat = you cool friend had one
3. Hemp Mezuzah = roll it and have it on your wall at all times
2. Your tefillin = which sadly will become more a decoration than anything else
1. Kiddush mini-drip pouring dispenser = bought for kiddush, now used exclusivly shots of Yaegermeister