Top Ten Jewish Dorm Decorations

10. Albert Einstein Poster  with tongue or hair shock = you are a genius but know how to have fun

9. Bob Marley/Rastafari Flag w Marijuana Leaf = you smoke weed and are not shy about it

8. Menorah made of beer bottles or a shofar bong = liturgy can be kitche!

7. Entire Dave Mathews Band CD Collection = you are sensitive

6. Photo montage of your yeshiva/seminary in Israel, which will slowly fall off your wall = you had friends. Had.

5. Sport team penant  = until you realize that girls don't care if you are good at sports anymore

4. Movie Posters Limited to: Pulp Fiction, Big Leibowski & Borat = you cool friend had one

3. Hemp Mezuzah = roll it and have it on your wall at all times

2. Your tefillin =  which sadly will become more a decoration than anything else 

1. Kiddush mini-drip pouring dispenser = bought for kiddush, now used exclusivly shots of Yaegermeister