10. Rolling your Torah

9. Toveling your Bowl

8. Snorting da Bs'amim  

7  Shlugging Caparos

6  Benching Licht                      

5  Putting the Crockpot on High 

4  Getting an Aliyah

3  "Blunt"ing the Rasha (Wicked Son)

2  Yom HASHISHi

1. Going to Niveh