Top Ten Mitzvos Tony Soprano Was Makpid on in the Final Season

Sopranowitzes

10. Bikur Cholim – Silvio on machines, Uncle Junior

9. Treating Orphans/Widows – Deals for cash for his widow Sister Janice & Bobby's orphan kids

8. Pru Revu / Pilegesh – Bada Bing Club always around for uncontrollable urges

7. Establishing a Court System – As his lawyer claims about being indicted, “Trials are there to be won”

6. Tzar Baalei Chaim – spares the orange cat, and that horse a while back

5. Chinuch Al Pi Darcho – Giving lazy AJ a movie job, and Meadow a 170k entry level law job

4. Emunah in G-d – Show ends with the tune “Don't Stop Believing”

2. Paying Shiva Calls – So so many Levayas, including Christopher

1. “Modeh Ani” – As the theme song reminds us: “Woke up this morning….