Top Ten Olympic Tishabav Events
Rythmic Lamenting!
10. Holocaust Movie Marathon
9. Starvathalon
8. Olympic yartzheit candle Relay
7. Floor exercise
6. Rhythmic Lamenting
5. Freestyle Caffeine Suppository Insertion
4. Synchronized Squirming – On the hardwood shul floor
3. Talking to your friends with really bad breath
2. Eicha Chapter Relay – Passing bad voiced Eicha from one chanter to the next
1. Repentathalon