10. I just have not yet met the girl who thinks as highly of me as my own mother does
9. I have recently discovered I am not just an unmarried mid-30’s heterosexual male – I’m a "metrosexual"
8. When the Jewish people are so outnumbered around the world, it does not seem right to start a new family. I will just wait until we catch up.
7. I just have not yet met the girl who inspires me to become the spiritual giant I was meant to be — but I can’t become one all by myself
6. Taking on all that responsibility for myself of a wife and children – it seems so goyish
5. There are still 15,342,703 women on internet meeting sites that I have not dated yet
4. My first adolescence was kind of sad – so I am really enjoying this extended second adolescence
3. I am not yet financially secure enough to be certain I will never, ever have to worry about anything ever again
2. I just have not yet met the girl who meets my minimum requirements of being a combination of Julia Child, Christie Brinkley, Dr. Ruth and Rebbetzin Jungreis
1. I just need more time to make up my mind about the girl I have been seeing on and off for five years — maybe once I get to know her better
** Note the author was married earlier this year, when then-girlfriend/now-wife pointed out to him all of his excuses.