10. Better sheep selection outside of Ramallah
9. Finally a chance to visit the Hussein summer home
8. Tired of getting those damn Rosh Hashana cards every year from Adam Shapiro
7. Who needs 70 virgins when you got Temptation Island?
6. New York cabbies make excellent salaries
5. He can finally start "fighting the war on terror" by shooting himself
4. No more late night IMing with Jacques Chirac in Adult Chat Rooms
3. Two words: Canadian Intafada
2. Al Qaeda offers dental benefits and a great cave timeshare
1. His own personal "Divestment in Israel"