10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America
9. 2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News
8. Kushner forced to testify that “Eggs & Ashes” not actually a Russian delicacy
7. Press Secretary still “Lamenting” last night’s post 2am tweets
6. Miscommunication – thought “Floor seats” meant getting tickets to the Garden
5. By the end of the fast everyone looks like Kellyanne Conway
4. All break-fast food in fridge is stolen by Sean Spicer
3. The story of Clinton and Bar Clinton mix-up regaled
2. Trump family finally given heter to Tweet baseless hatred
1. “Raid on Entebbe” shown during National Security briefing