10. The 4 glasses of wine suddenly 4 shots vodka
9. Marror sure smells a lot like ‘military-grade nerve agent’
8. Hillel sandwich now includes beluga caviar
7. The 4 sons now showing as 4 million sons on Facebook
6. Yachatz done in Ivan Drago voice proclaiming” “I will Break You”
5. Dtach Adash Bachab mnemonic is now U.S.S.R
4. Your drunk Uncle Rob keeps asking you to call him Boris
3. Seder invitation begins “Whoever is Hungry, welcome to socialism”
2. Anyone who discloses the location of the Afikiomen gets shot
1. Seder concludes with “Next Year in Crimea”