10. Climax of the party is the chraiyonaise
9. Host fast forwards through the commercials to make mincha
8. Only wardrobe malfunction involves a guy wearing possul tzitzis
7. Halftime is spent suffering through a shiur on why the NFL is bitul torah
6. The only jerseys being worn: NY Giants & Jets
5. The cans of beer replaced with Dr. Browns Celray soda
4. Real excitement involves texting a guy whose father-in-law is at the game
3. Way too many ‘sports cap shaitels’
2. It is held in conjunction with The YU Female Clergy Panel discussion
1. It’s milchig