Top Ten Signs You are in Purim Withdrawal

9.  You're buying mini Pringles in bulk for no reason

8.  Still figuring out how to pull off the perfect snius/slutty nurse costume

7.  Still traumatized by how attractive a girl your husband was

6.  Shabbat deli roll is in shape of Hamentashen 

5. Your platinum blonde costume wig is looking like a better alternative than your shaitel
 
4. You actually give tzedakah without being bitter
 
3.  Still looking for a late reading of the Megilla
 
2. Having a tough time looking at the rabbi without envisioning that way too tight Leather Biker costume