10. Stays Shana Bet
 
 9. Goes to YU over Penn
 
 8. Gets married at age 21
 
 7. Doesn't get married till 36
 
 5. Considers an UWS $1,400 a month apt CHEAP
 
 4. Doesn't call you everyday
 
 3. Wants to join Israeli Army
 
 2. Wants to be something other than a doctor, lawyer, or investment banker
 
 1. Picture on bangitout.com and not on onlysimchas