10. She talks about dating all the time, but never seems to be ever dating anyone
9. All of her shoes now seem to be black and pointy
8. She lives in the most exciting city in the world, yet always seems to be online
7. To make you think she is cool, she introduces you to a website called bangitout.com
6. She's been on so many blind dates she needs a walking cane
5. She has never been to the Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty or any other borough other than the city
4. She talks about some place called Gan-Asia all day, or is it Estihana?
3. Her entire wardrobe is black
2. She tells you she can't wait to come home, but when she is home, she can't wait to go back to her pointy black shoes
1. She makes you think she is on "Sex and the City" when in reality she's more like the comic strip "Cathy"