10. Jews of Shushan plan on attending "Achashveirosh Gone Wild"
9. Vashti and Achashveirosh are no longer in a relationship.
8. Esther was tagged in an album "Shushan's Next Top Maidel"
7. Esther removed 'Jewish' from her profile status
6. Bigson/Teresh's wall-to-wall conversation was read by Mordechai
5. Haman created a new group "Kill all 600,000 Jews on Facebook"
4. King Achashveirosh updated his status: 'Still can't sleep!'
3. Haman built a killer ‘Gallow’ application
2. Haman pokes Esther; Haman's profile is removed due to abuse
1. Everyone's current status: Any good costume ideas?