10. Best Torah correction outburst by a non gabbai or synagogue official
9. Best scotch served during a feature haftorah
8. Best breakaway minyan
7 Best politically motivated defection to another shul by a high profile member
6. Best return of a politically motivated high profile defector from another shul
5. Best Real-Estate Broker card ad placed in a shul journal or on shul bulleting board
4. Best default or yartzheit kiddush
3. Best candy bag thrower from a non-point blank range seat
2. Best Cantorial performance by a random visiting cousin in for a wedding
1. Best futile request for silence from a Rabbi