10. No Cell-phone service at sinai
9. Weather.com predicted sunny not thunder lightning for sinai desert
8.  No Tivo for the “Real Housewives of Egypt County” season finale
7.  Luchot insurance ads don't involve geckos or cavemen
6.  Not enough portapotties for 600,000 people
5.  GPS keeps saying “recaulcauting route” to Israel
4. Elena Kagan not able to participate in Yisro judicial systen
3. BP Oil spill ruined the drinking water
2. No hechsher on the Manna
1. 3 days ain't enough time to confirm all the “Maybes” on the Facebook invite