10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers
9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them)
8. Almost murdered your children
7. Took away their shalach manos candy; then ate yourself and scrolled more pics
6. Put your costume back on cause it felt surprisingly comfortable and loungie
5. Felt the dread of Pesach cleaning; ate more shalach manos
4. After announcing yourself on conference call put it on mute and started next episode on Netflix
3. Praying school is back on tomorrow.
2. Rechecked the like-count on your artistic Snow Photo
1. After surviving a snow day with kids indoors all day, you finally feel like the Jewish tuition is worth it |
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