10. Candlelit Dinner (sans dinner)
9. Barefoot walk on beach
8. Movie Marathon! (about the Holocaust)
7. Sitdown Comedy club
6. Lament past relationships
5. Stand outside favorite restaurants and inhale smells
4. Three words: Knuckle Sponge Bath
3. Agree to keep the relationship completely Liturgical
2. Take part in an inspirational and emotional Tishabav flashmob
1. Remind your date that if they were pregnant, they probably wouldn’t have to fast