Top Ten Unpopular Chanukah Gifts:
10. A very special Chanukah Text from Brett Farve
9. “Dancing with the Stars Hanukah Special” DVD, Bristol does the Sexy Shuftay Mayim
8. Parents get you a year's Jdate Membership! (note: you're 12)
7. The ShakeWeight Vibrating Dreidel
6. Oil Me Down Elmo
5. Fat Free, Sugar Free, Cholesterol Free Jelly Donuts
4. An intimate and thoughtful Farmville invite on Facebook
3. 5 hour private concert by YU's Acapella group The MACCABEATS
2. Herring of the Month club (actually sounds kinda good)
1. Having to deal with Co-workers wishing you a Happy Chanukah a month after it's over