10. The Sleezy Yeshiva Guy you're strangely attracted to

9. Person who you went on 3 awkward dates with (Drinks, Cafe K, weird park alone at night)

8. The Upper West Side veteran who you've known for ten years but have never said anything to other than 'good shabbos'

7. The Righteous Gentiles accidentally in the wrong Copacabana party

6. Your ex's ex who you now consider your arch-nemisis (may she burn in hell)

5. Your childhood friend who you have nothing in common with anymore aside for being single

4. The super-not-religious guy hitting on the super-religious-girl

3. The 40 Year Old Virgin(s)

2. Your camp counselor or campers

1. Your bashert (or so we hope)