10. His mit now 'Receives' the ball.
9. His new playbook: The Sefer Yitzira
8. In extra innings, he calls up his Neshamah Yeseira
7. His managers say his neshama will be a Tzimtzum (restricted) free agent
6. Being sent to the minors, is like being moved to a lower sefira
5. Quote from the film “Major League” sounds relevant: “Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.”
4. The Kabbalistic diagram of the Sefirot on top of a playing field indicates where to hit the ball
3. 'A' in A-Rod now stands for the ARIZAL.
2. Sings continuously “Take me out to the KaBALLah game…”
1. Building the Beis HaMikdash, one base at a time.