Top Ten Ways to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day When It Falls on Shabbat

10.  Don your uber-cool Kelly green tallis and Christo-worthy orange necktie at shul.

9.  HaMotzi:  Irish soda bread challah.

8.   Shabbos meal appetizer: Corned beef and cabbage deli roll.

7.   Shabbos cholent:  Beef, beans and barley in a Shepherd's Pie.

6.  West Side salad:  The usual baby spinach, plus four-leaf clover sprinkled in for good luck.

5.   Shabbos meal dessert: Gold-foiled gelt and Rainbow cookies.

4.  You purposely rise early for Hashkoma Minyan, just so you can wish a “Top O' the Morning” to everyone you pass on the way to shul.

3.  You purposely rise early for Hashkoma Minyan, just so you can get a glimpse of the Parade on Fifth Avenue at 11 a. m.

2.  You layn Torah and/or Haftarah in a thick Irish brogue.

1.  With extra Schnapps to celebrate, you make your Shabbos “Oneg”/Happy Hour last all day.