10. Wanna Go Out?….for yizkor
9. You've got some serious Yom Kippur Appeal
8. Pounding Head. Pounding Heart. I'm either fasting all day in shul; or in love.
7. Finally, God provided a nice set of luchos.
6. Your breathe smells of atone-mint.
5. If I was the kohain gadol you'd be my wife-on-call
4. I know why people say “Kippur” means lottery, cause just hit the jackpot!!
3. Let's face it, your family's all here. The Rabbi's up front. I'm starving and wearing a kittel. Let's seal this deal.
2. One look at you and I gotta start my Al Chaits allover
1. Forget Calling Nidray, Call me!