10. You wear alot of black, always a black gartel (belt)

9. So snius (modest), only shows eyes  

8. Always silent…certainly during davening/services  

7. You bow before talking to your Master  

6. Kinship with others like you is immediate (you can spot eachother a mile away) 

5. Chinese-Stars-of-David

4. You have a senssai/rebbe

3. Feel like you have a hidden identity

2. Social phobia excuse for being stealth

1. Circumcision takes precision (They chop this top ten.)